☞ As far back as Callum can really remember, he's been living in the Wild as the furless mascot of a wolf pack. But when his pack sends him back to live with his own kind—humans—fitting in is quite a challenge. He doesn't remember English very well, so he accidentally says his name is "Clam." He's spent most of his life eating fresh-killed elk, so dining with vegetarians is tricky. And when he tries to impress the Alpha student in the school cafeteria by stealing food, people seem offended!
"This debut is comical but also poignant."—Booklist
Fireworks or carnival rides? Fireworks.Sno-Cones or Snowballs? Sno-Cones.
Carrot or celery? Carrot.Strawberry jam or grape jelly? Strawberry jam.
Monkeys or penguins? Monkeys.Glue stick or glue bottle? Glue stick.
Nachos or French fries? Nachos.Darth Vadar or Darth Maul? Darth Vadar.
Darth Sidious or Darth Maul? Darth Maul.
Darth Maul or General Grievous? General Grievous.
Clones or battle droids? Clones.
"Aye, aye" or "Roger, roger"? "Roger, roger."
Crab or lobster? Crab.Aquarium or zoo? Aquarium.
Bungee jumping or parachuting? Parachuting.Curly or straight? Curly.
Stripes or polka-dots? Polka-dots.
Offend or defend? Defend.Crossword or Sudoku? Crossword.
Text or email? Text.Space Mountain or Splash Mountain? Splash Mountain.
Waffles or pancakes? Waffles.Making something or buying something? Making something.
Verb or noun? Verb.Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw? Hufflepuff.
McGonagall or Trelawney? McGonagall.
Tater tots or hash browns? Tater tots.Rain or thunderstorm? Thunderstorm.
Couch or chair? Couch.Sneakers or sandals? Sneakers.
Sandals or flip flops? Flip flops.Corn Flakes or Rice Krispies? Corn Flakes.
Canned or fresh? Fresh.Jason Voorhees or Freddy Krueger? Freddy Krueger.
Cookies or cake? Cookies.Cookies or cupcakes? Cupcakes.
Underwater or high in the sky? Underwater.Appetizer or amuse-bouche? Amuse-bouche.
Brick or concrete? Brick.Middle Earth or Middle Grade? Middle Grade.
Sunrise or sunset? Sunset.Romaine or Butterhead? Romaine.
Goldfish or guppies? Goldfish.
Ketchup or catsup? Ketchup.
Ridiculous or redonkulous? Redonkulous.
Personism or pessimism? Personism.
Read or write? BOTH!
Wow ...now that that's over ...
I know myself a LOT better!
Reading is never a burden!